What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Thank you.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Tea ?

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Because it's month of August.

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Sure.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.